Malayalee Jokes

The classic one - How many bulbs?

How many Malayalees do you need to change a lightbulb?

Infinite number.. One to change the bulb, 20 to form the light bulb workers' union (Marxist), 30 to form the counter union (CPI), 1 to be the Light bulb minister, 1 to head the Light bulb corporation, 45 to be nominated to the light bulb corporation, 60 to go to US,Germany, Switzerland and Hawaii to do import product survey on light bulb, 3 to form the Judicial Enquiry commission on light bulb scandal.... so on.... (BTW, Kerala Marxists anyway believe that you don't have to change light bulbs.. A light bulb has seeds of its own revolution....)


Mallus are first

Mallus have been and are among India's most widely spread community. If anyone needs proof then all they need do is look into NASA archives. As Neil Armstrong was about to say "One small step...", a Kaka came out of his shaap, and called his boy.. "Yada.. randu chaaya.". So much so for Armstrong being the first man on the moon. Mallus were there first!


Is Bruce Lee a Malaya Lee?

What is Bruce Lee's favorite weapon?
----- Kodaa Lee

According to Bruce Lee, which is the Venomous snake?
----- Ana Lee

Place where Bruce Lee stays when he is in Kerala
----- Adima Lee

Bruce Lee's Favorite Malayalam Channel
----- Kaira Lee

Bruce Lee favorite vegitable?
----- Thakkaa Lee

What sound does Bruce Lee make when some one hits him?
----- Nilavi Lee

What is Bruce Lee's pet
------ Chunde Lee

What kind of water does Bruce Lee prefer with his lunch?
------ Karingaa Lee

What is Bruce Lee's Girl Friend's name?
------ Anaarka Lee

What is Bruce Lee's nick name?
------ Neeraa Lee

While in kerala he likes to be known
------ Malaya Lee

Pazham Chollu a.k.a Banana Talk Contributed by Prem Kumar

Whitening applied becomes white scars.
(Velukkan thechathu pandayi)

When talking, hear. When given, eat.
(Paraymbol kelkkanam.tharumbol thinnanam)

Give elephant, but not hope.
(Aana koduthalum aasha kodukaruthu)

If Crow bath, become crane ??
(Kaaka kulichal kokku aagumo??)

If needed jackfruit on root grow.
(Venamengil chakka verilum kaayikkum)

Snake on fence on shoulder no put.
(Veliyil kidanna paambine eduthu tholil idaruthu)

Onam come or Baby born, porridge for KORAN still in leaf.
(Onam vannaalum Unni pirannaalum, Koranu Kanji Kumbilil thanne)

Own baby, for crow, golden baby.
(Kaakkakku Than Kunju Ponkunju)

Market fail Mother's back.
(Angaadiyil thottathinu Ammayude purathu)

Silent Cat Breaks Pot.
(Mindaa Poocha Kalam Udakkum)

Sand leaning man took girl.
(Mannum Chaari Ninnavan Pennum Kondupoyi)

Centipede if put on mattress goes to garbage.
(Attaye pidichu Methayil Kidathiyaalum Athu pokum Kuppa kuzhiyil)

Miser hold umbrella at midnight.
(Alpan Ardha Raathriyilum koda Pidikkum)

Foot wrong elephant will also fall.
(Adi thettiyaal aaneyum veezhum)

Friend of Eeenaampechi is TreeDog.
(Eeenaampechi-kku kootu marapatti)

In desert one Tree green.
(Marubhumiyil oru marupacha)

Sitting to moan, dog's head, coconut fell.
(Moangan irunna naayudey thalayil thenga veenu)

Different drop big water.
(Palathulli peruvellam)