Luck

You know i often wondered what makes luck work the way it does. Is it really coincidence or are they mysterious forces at work here or could it be just too complex for our puny brains to understand?

Maybe it is and maybe it aint. I really dont care. But i do wanna tell u about the day the cobra visited my home. YES!!!! Exciting aint it?

Stupid fucking neighbours in my stupid taman should learn to cut their grass and not let it become in to a fucking jungle. Heck even the cat is too afraid to get off the roof but that is a story for another day.

So this day started out like any other day except i was home alone and wasnt hungry at all the whole day. Except when it was time for lunch. Heard my dogs barking for sometime so i figured i would just look out the window. After all those year i lived in the estate i figured the sight i was about to see was not gonna happen ever when i moved to the city. Boy was i wrong ( and that dont happen too often)

A cobra was in attack position and was just staring at my dogs. I threw some ice at it since the hose was right where the snake was and i was not that confident that i would be faster than the snake. The bloody thing didnt even move even after a large number of ice hit it. So i called in backup. Backup wasnt so bloody effective at all. The snake went away and returned back in the night.

Why couldnt it have been a naked Lindsay Lohan or some other hot chick? It just had to be a poisonous snake. Since i left my dogs out for the night they were trying to attack it. Being the festival season that idea backfired like hell. When the fireworks started both my dogs ran for their lives. As i slowly opened the front door to see where they were, they ran into my house to hide. I didnt know if i should laugh or get worried because the whole house now stinks of dog.

The day ended well with Man Utd beating the crap out of liverpool. guess the snake must be an omen telling me my luck was gonna change soon. We shall see.......

A huge mistake

i discovered by accident that caffeine is not just addictive, it can also make u very high. I put on a pot of coffee in the morning thinking i could have it the whole day. Thats like 12 cups of coffee. I also put a lot of Indonesian coffee (too much i think) so it was really black.

I had one cup wid my breakfast and then started to work on my DMP. The dumb instructions provided by Matrikon OPC wasnt working very well so i felt like i needed more coffee. B4 i knew it i finished the whole pot in a couple of hours. My eyes were burning and i became very irritable. And i felt like jogging or just doing some exercise.

Thats when i figured something was wrong. I looked in the mirror and it reminded me of junkies. Then i realised i was really high on coffee. Took me the whole day to recover and i spent much of it working out. Guess who am i gonna blame this whole episode on?? HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.........

The legendary article

Ok this guy wrote this one article. And i have heard so much about it. Most of the comments were negative. Someone told me that this guy has written many journals and there are all available on the net. So obviously i searched for it and stumbled upon this. Since it was a few pages long i decided to read it.

There is nothing in the article a guy cant write within a day. And this guy gives us a hard time on the work we hand in? He really has an ego.... Have a read and see how much effort he put in the research part.....Yes....5......lots of research huh......

Takaful Jerk

This one is in Malay but is a great read to see how close minded some ppl in this country still are. His name is Fauzi Mustaffar and he is the TAKAFUL MALAYSIA Head of Syariah Dept......

Durga Pooja Greetings / Lakshmi Pooja Greetings / Deepavali Greetings



Tuan/puan warga kerja Takaful Malaysia yang dihormati,

Marhaban Ramadhan, semoga kita semua mendapat manfaat dan keberkatan
daripada bulan yang mulia ini.

Sebagaimana yang tuan/puan sedia maklum bahawa selain dari perayaan Aidil
Fitri yang akan disambut oleh umat Islam pada bulan ini, penganut agama
hindu juga merayakan 3 perayaan mereka seperti yang disebut dalam subjek di
atas.

Sukacita saya ingin maklumkan bahawa kakitangan Takaful Malaysia perlu
berhati-hati dengan ungkapan ucap selamat sempena perayaan tertentu yang
selain daripada perayaan yang terdapat dalam Islam. Ucap selamat tersebut
mestilah diteliti impilikasinya terutama yang melibatkan hukum dan akidah.

Antaranya ialah ucap selamat Happy Durga Pooja atau Durga Pooja Greetings.
Ia bermakna selamat menyambut hari kebesaran Dewi Durga. Sambutan ini
adalah festival yang paling penting bagi orang-orang Hindu. Ia menandakan
ketaatan dan kepatuhan kepada Dewi Durga yang dianggap sebagai Mother of
the Universe. Ia disambut oleh oleh penganut agama Hindu pada hari-hari
berikut:

29 Sept 2006 - Durga Pooja - Saptami
30 Sept 2006 - Durga Pooja - Mahastami
01 Okt 2006 - Durga Pooja - Navami
02 Okt 2006 - Dussehra - Vijaya Dasami

Untuk makluman tuan/puan, Durga Pooja mengikut kepercayaan penganut agama
hindu adalah tuhan dewi yang mempunyai tangan yang banyak dan bersilang
yang biasanya kelihatan di kuil-kuil hindu.

Antaranya lagi ialah ucap selamat Happy Deepavali atau lebih dikenali di
Benua Kecil India dengan nama Happy Diwali. Deepavali atau Diwali
menandakan kemenangan kebaikan mengatasi kejahatan. Ia berkaitan dengan
agama hindu juga di mana mitosnya bagi penganut agama hindu di Malaysia
ialah tuhan agama hindu yang bernama Krishna telah membunuh Narakasura.
Lalu penganut agama hindu merayakan kemenangan ini dengan menyalakan lampu
serta berpesta. Manakala mitos di Benua Kecil India pula ialah kemenangan
Ramayana membunuh Ravana.

Mengikut kepercayaan hindu, sempena perayaan deepavali mereka akan
menerangi rumah mereka dengan cahaya kerana dewi Lakshmi iaitu dewi
kekayaan akan berkunjung ke rumah yang diterangi cahaya dan akan memberkati
keluarga terbabit. Oleh itu perayaan Lakshmi Pooja akan diadakan 2 hari
sebelum deepavali untuk mendapatkan rezeki dan berkat yang berganda.

Setelah meneliti ketiga-tiga perayaan tadi maka jelaslah ianya ada kaitan
secara langsung dengan kepercayaan agama hindu. Seluruh kakitangan Malaysia
adalah dilarang untuk mengucapkan ucap selamat kepada ketiga perayaan di
atas dan lain-lain lagi yang sepertinya kerana ianya boleh menyebabkan
berlakunya syirik. Budaya korporat Takaful Malaysia yang bersendikan
Syariat tidak mengizinkan ianya berlaku sekalipun untuk pelanggan yang
beragama hindu atau agama lain yang mana ucap selamat tadi membabitkan
tuhan mereka. Ucapan Happy Durga Pooja, Happy Lakshmi Pooja dan Happy
Deepavali seolah-olah mengucap selamat buat tuhan hindu yang bernama Durga,
Laksmi dan Krishna. Dan ianya jelas bertentangan dengan akidah Islam.

Allah berfirman dalam surah ali-'Imran ayat 18 yang bermaksud: "Allah telah
bersaksi bahawa tiada tuhan selain Dia". Dalam surah Muhammad ayat 1 Allah
berfirman yang bermaksud: "Maka ketahuilah bahawa tiada tuhan selain
Allah".

Bagi mereka yang telah terlanjur mengucap selamat kepada penganut hindu
seperti ketiga-tiga greetings di atas maka hendaklah segera bertaubat dan
tidak mengulanginya lagi pada masa-masa akan datang.

Semoga usaha kita untuk mengamalkan Syariat sebagai budaya korporat Takaful
Malaysia diberkati Allah dan mencapai kejayaan yang kita harapkan.

Sekian untuk makluman. Terima kasih.

مﻼسلاو

Hell Freezes Over

No this is not that popular joke on the net about the student paper on whether hell is exo or endothermic....though that is a good joke. Perhaps i should post it.....if there are requests

Anyway.....yesterday was fucking funny....stupid supervisor decided to go on a rant about the job market. He tried to give examples but ended up giving some rotten advice and some good one. Being desperate and going for a job interview is never a good idea no matter what the circumstances. They will smell ur desperation and u will end up wid a crappy job. But some of his theories on anwsering the interviewers question was not bad. Too bad i aint gonna share it here.....hehehehehe

Then he brought up his usual stuff on house repairs. Yea we know it was a moment of brilliance on ur part. Let it go dude. Or get more stories. Damn, i just realised wat happens if he reads this. Hmmmm, wat am i saying. i have never cared b4 of wat ppl think of my blog and i aint gonna start anytime soon.

Now i remember wat i wanted to share. A letter from some takaful dude. Was quite the funny article( dont mind the bad English). Will put it up on my next post. Got a few stuff like dat that i will post soon. Ciao fans

Stress

I just found out that i actually have stress. Well not from a doctor..... So actually no i havent found out i have stress. But i did find out i have had the fucking flu for 2 weeks plus already and it shows no sign of getting better. Has anyone tried doing their DMP wid the flu and a high fever? There is no way u get to do anything that can be considered as good. And well it turned out to be bad anyway.

The 1st comment i got out of the work i handed in was it looked like a brochure. Well when ur reviewing a certain product range it tends to look like a fucking brochure right? You cant expect it to end up looking like a encyclopedia or a novel or i dont know maybe a movie??? And some retard Asian who has very little creativity decided to give the exact same comment. I dont know if he was trying to be polite or just another retard but heck i will keep thinking he is a retard.

Now let me ask you a simple question. Do you think a person who can barely speak the English language is qualified to comment on a person who speaks it like its the 1st language. Ok it isnt my 1st language but i have been using it ever since i can remember so i guess that has to count for something right? Now this guy (another fucking Asian, i think i am becoming a racist, but i think i always was anyway) says my sentences are too long. HELLO asswipe.... i believe thats the whole point to it. I used long sentences because short sentences makes it look too simple and i dont do simple unless the situation calls for it. I guess the supervisor figured he was wasting his time asking us to rate each others English because there were only very few of us actually qualified to do so. When i say qualify i mean we actually speak the language.

Wow it feels so good to get this off my chest. Hopefully no one still reads this bloody blog. Heck i cant even remember the address of this blog. I should be safe. Unless the aliens or the CIA or some other secret goverment agency is reading it. I wonder if Malaysia has one of those. Yea, perhaps they are too busy fasting to be bothered wid me this time. Muahahahahahahaha