You know i often wondered what makes luck work the way it does. Is it really coincidence or are they mysterious forces at work here or could it be just too complex for our puny brains to understand?
Maybe it is and maybe it aint. I really dont care. But i do wanna tell u about the day the cobra visited my home. YES!!!! Exciting aint it?
Stupid fucking neighbours in my stupid taman should learn to cut their grass and not let it become in to a fucking jungle. Heck even the cat is too afraid to get off the roof but that is a story for another day.
So this day started out like any other day except i was home alone and wasnt hungry at all the whole day. Except when it was time for lunch. Heard my dogs barking for sometime so i figured i would just look out the window. After all those year i lived in the estate i figured the sight i was about to see was not gonna happen ever when i moved to the city. Boy was i wrong ( and that dont happen too often)
A cobra was in attack position and was just staring at my dogs. I threw some ice at it since the hose was right where the snake was and i was not that confident that i would be faster than the snake. The bloody thing didnt even move even after a large number of ice hit it. So i called in backup. Backup wasnt so bloody effective at all. The snake went away and returned back in the night.
Why couldnt it have been a naked Lindsay Lohan or some other hot chick? It just had to be a poisonous snake. Since i left my dogs out for the night they were trying to attack it. Being the festival season that idea backfired like hell. When the fireworks started both my dogs ran for their lives. As i slowly opened the front door to see where they were, they ran into my house to hide. I didnt know if i should laugh or get worried because the whole house now stinks of dog.
The day ended well with Man Utd beating the crap out of liverpool. guess the snake must be an omen telling me my luck was gonna change soon. We shall see.......
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