Me and Pak Lah

I know i promised some of my frens to post about our party last friday but i think this takes precedence.

I dunno how many of you remember my joke about me buying a Tunship when they were selling the Datukships a few months back. I will be called Tun Nambiar and I can go and talk to Dr M n Pak Lah and tell them who u think u guys are, I also Tun u know, u must respect me....hehehehe

Well thinking that was just a joke and neva in my lifetime would i ever meet a former PM, guess who I met today....

Lemme show u



Yup. I met him while taking my mum to the chiropractor in Kajang. He was such a down to earth man and so pleseant. And so was his wife, Jeanne Abdullah, think you can see her in the corner. He was talking bout the environment and how many of the rivers and all were slowly disappearing. You can see he is a very caring man and an overall nice guy. Its sad that he was too nice for the PM's job. He would have truly been able to make us a true great nation.

I might be meeting him again and I will be sure to keep everyone informed of it

Wedding of the Unknown Aunty

So last Saturday I had to go for a wedding for an Aunt who I have met only once in my life and she had the cheek to ask me who I was. When i told her I was her nephew I think she had a rude shock. Lol. Age tends to sneak up on people doesnt it.

Anyway went for her wedding after lots of complaining. Expected to meet some bigshots but they didnt turn up. I was speaking to some cousins and uncles that I havent met for a while when suddenly, one of my aunties asked me to take pictures for my grandaunt. I was like why the fuck should i take pics man, my grandaunt has a son who is more than capable of taking pics.

So i did what I do best, took 5 really lousy shots and gave back the camera to my aunty. Yea, I know I am an arsehole but heck some people deserve to be treated that way. Not like they treat me very well.

The food wasnt that great during the wedding but I also learnt something else about my family. My uncle who lives in New York is actually gay. Damn and I tot everybody was just kidding coz they didnt get along wid him. One look at him and you can tell.

The best part was that he couldnt keep his hands off the bridegroom. I dunno bout you but I dont think this marriage is gonna be a very happy one. LOL

Exam blues

Anybody got a suggestion for what I can do for my Master's thesis...Somehow i dont think they will agree on my proposed topic 'Recession and credit crunch effect on prostitution revenues'

How to measure happiness

I found this theory on how to tell how happy a person is.

Its very simple.

Its

X*Y

Where

X= A scale between 1-10 on how high you are (on weed or alcohol) where 10 basically means ur passed out from over consumption of either.

and

Y=The average of sex you have had in the last 30 day

So the higher the result of this equation the happier you are. Try it out and post in the comment section your results. Go ahead. Nobody will judge you.

Melbourne Day 5

Well this is going to be short and sweet i guess. 1st of all this was my last day so I had to get all my shopping done. Went to the city to get it done. Had lunch in Nondo's was nice. Saw how candy was made, went to one huge as shopping centre that seemed to cover many buildings. Cant remember the name strangely....Guess it didnt have that much of an impact on me.

The best story was during dinner. Now a quick show of hands on how many of you have uncles and aunties. Great..... I am guessing all of you right. So assuming this, your on a holiday with your uncles and aunties and they want all this stuff for dinner. This is my uncle, aunty and cousins. Now who in the word would u assume would do or at least offer to do the cooking????

Guess wat...Dinner time came, and my Aunty was missing from the apmt. And my overbearing uncle insisted i had to fucking cook for him n his family. Lucky my cousin helped or I would have chopped his nuts off with the knife i had in my hand. So i cooked the lamb, meatballs and some dodgy pasta meal thing. And suddenly my Aunty appears n pretends to help to cook Maggi, or did my cousin cook that... I cant quite remember.

Finish my packing after dinner and we left for the airport. Returned the car, checked in and went looking for some bottles to bring back. And i found the GREEN FAIRY. Got 2 bottles of absinthe (73% alcohol). Looking forward to enjoying it with certain ppl.

Saw this really pretty indian girl sitting in front of me. She was basically telling her whole life story to a chinese family and i listened intently. Its amazing what a person can learn by just listening. Hehehe....

Took the not so exciting and boring flight back. Got a taxi back wid my Uncle n Aunt. Dropped him and his family off 1st( which I also find strange because usually the Uncles n Aunties would insist the extra person gets dropped off 1st as its polite and all). Then he asked me the most audacious thing you could imagine.

"Arvind, can you go get me a packet of Mamak Mee ah from the mamak shop?"

I was like WTF is wrong with this bugger. He has got so many cars and a son and daughter there to go and get him this what. Why must I do it for him? I just went home, turned off my phone and had a nap. Serves that bugger rite....Hehehe