Notice of Slow Blog performance

Hey guys, really sorry but i got some bad news.....

I might not be able to blog so frequently anymore ( not that i have been lately ). But i will try to post some new theories every now and then. So my dear fans ( or whatever you guys are ) please be a little patient ok.... Thanks

Tamil Movies Style Scandal

You wouldnt believe what is happening with me gang....

1 of me boys has a crush on this particular gal who by the way cant stand the sight of him for reasons we shall not discuss.....

Now he finds her talking to another one my gang members and he get all pissed off ( you know how these bloody tamilians are eh??...??) He decides to warm this guy and tells him to stay away from the gal( who still hates him).....

Now i know what you're thinking.... which Bollywood movies is this coming off from???? And no this gal is no Miss World or anything. We all know these people from the bollywood film industry have got absolutely no acting talents at all. As long as they look good the fans are happy. Aishwarya Rai should act in a full frontal nudity scene and behave like the slut she really is. I mean we all know she slept around during the Miss World competitions. Its not looks that matter to win, its just how many judges ur willing to sleep with. And i know these fucking indians will not like it if i said it but someone has to say it right????

Anyway i am getting way off track am i not... Now where was i...... Oh yeah, so this idiot decides to warn this innocent guy(not really but it fits the storyline better eh....). Some of my men decide to try to talk to this ass but we all know he will not learn his lesson yet. So i have gotten together with a couple of other 'captains' and we will teach this ass a lesson he will never forget.... Nobody messes aound wid my gang memebers......

Biotechnology

I am very proud of myself today. I made a brand new discovery on how car servicing is done.

Its is in the middle of a nursery. Now it uses such advanced technologies that we normal people cannot possibly comprehend at all. Using this amazing technology we only need to service the car once a year as the plants do some sort of gene spiling iwth the engine oil to make it last longer and prevent any wear and tear on the car. So your car will feel brand new forever. The lifespan of the plant is only one year so thats why you have to change ur oil every year...

Also you dont have to worry about the mechanic cheating you at all anymore. All your repairs are only at one price... They use the same part for whatever the car problem. Their diagnostic methods use a rare breed of sunflower only found in africa. They use the same rose tree to fix any problem in your car , being it a simple oil leak to a massive gear box problem....

Cool Eh..............

Ayappan

Oh yeah i almost forgot... I also started to take the Ayyapan virtham. It mean i have to be vegetarian, no sex, no alcohol, no smoking, no masturbating, no looking at women(tits n ass), and no touching women as well. I have to do this 18 days. I hope i get through with this. Maybe then my luck might change a little. Went to a very secluded Ayyapan temple in Batu Caves a couple of days back. Its about a kilometer away from the Murugan temple in Batu Caves and its also in a cave. The cave was supposedly submerged in water and requires a water pump to be working full time so that it doesnt flood. And you wouldnt believe who is the chairman of the temple's commitee....

Wait for it.... Wait for it.... Believe it or not it is actually Datuk Sammy Vellu's ugly ass wife. You ever watched one of those Kerela puppet drama's held during Onam? She looked exactly like that... With a whole inch of makeup on her ugly face. I swear she had more make up than the whole KISS band put together, and thats saying a lot....

End Of the Year

Been sometime since i posted anything here. Its been a real fucked up week i think most of us can agree. Started with the whole tsunami thingy, may all the lost souls rest in peace. Let us all say a prayer for them and their families. For those of you who want to help and still haven't well what the hell are you waiting for. Get your asses moving now. You can donate at your local newspaper offices/brances and also many temples in KL are collecting donations as well.

With the amount of damages it has caused i believe this was the worst disaster the world has ever faced especially in this region. Wonder if someone will blame it on terrorists..... Can imagine the headlines.... OSAMA CAUSE TSUNAMIS. Bush planning huge manhunt for him. This time he is hiding in a jungle in Kelantan training Muslim militants to attack and take control of Thailand. He planned to buy a huge atomic bomb from the russians but during delivery it kinda exploded and caused huge damages in the ocean. A couple of hours later Mr. Tsunami is knocking on everyones doors. What a great fucking story line. We should make this into a movie. Release it in a few years time so that it wont cause a public outcry. Hehehehe...

I had more bad luck over the weekend but i dont wanna really talk about it. I guess the only plus point during the week was the new car. We all know how long that lasted...