The Director is in da house

I was talking to some friends who were trying to get in to the movie business and i just had an idea. Maybe i should take over my family business? I mean movies in my blood anyway.

I have successfully directed many movies in Inti wid the help of my trustworthy producer and the rest of my pathetic film crew. Although the cameraman did disappear wid all the video we shot....

Ah just thinking about it brings back many memories. Good and bad actually. Everything i directed was so controversial that i got many death threats. The only reason i am still alive is due to certain crew members and a certain hockey stick. Those who werent in the crew might think i am kidding but i aint at all.

The dumb actors tot it was a porn movie and was only interested in screwing each other. The cameraman probably sold that video on the internet. I heard a romour that Mr G has got a copy of it. Then again what gay porn he doesnt have?

Hmmmm.... I am getting some ideas now and i think i need to find a camera ASAP. We will recreate my relationship wid VB. Now that should make more money than Titanic. First i need to get Halle Berry to act in it. Wait a minute. I know a look alike. I wonder who will play me? Yeah your right. There is only one man who fits the profile. Karl Penn wins that role. And hopefully this will give him his 1st Oscar which mind you he deserves completely. He is a top class actor.

Ok now i will get my crew in motion. OFFICE BOY GET ME MY SECRATERY NOW!!!!!!!